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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
問：換個燈泡需要多少隻狗呢？

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've
got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?

黃金獵犬：世界是多麼美好，空氣是多麼清新，你竟然在這邊擔心那個燒掉的燈泡？

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.

邊境牧羊犬：一隻就夠了。而且我還會更換所有壞掉的電線。
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

臘腸狗：你知道我根本就碰不到那個笨檯燈！

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

挪威那：有種你命令我啊！

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark.

拳師狗：誰在乎啊？我還是可以在暗暗的地方玩我那個會吱吱叫的玩具

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

拉拉：我我我！拜託讓我換燈泡！課以嗎？課以嗎？拜託拜託拜託！

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
situation.

德國狼犬：等我帶這些人出去之後我就會把燈泡換掉。而且我還會確認沒有人被遺漏，
再到外面巡視一圈，確定沒有人趁黑偷做壞事。

8. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb!

英國古代牧羊犬：燈泡？對不起，我沒看到燈泡耶！

9. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
in the dark.

科卡：幹嘛換？就算沒有燈我還是可以在地毯上尿尿啊。

10. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

灰獵犬：燈泡又不會動，誰在乎啊？

11. ToyPoodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be
dry.
11. ToyPoodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be
dry.

玩具貴賓：我會在邊境牧羊犬的耳朵旁吹口哨，然後他就會去換了。等他把所有的
電線都換好之後，我的指甲油也乾了。

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.

那需要多少隻貓呢？貓不換燈泡的，是人在換。